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Yesterday was Valentines Day. I, like many people, are single. Don’t be sad you don’t have a Valentine, be happy and embrace life before you have to commit to a relationship.
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notmariano: hi there. uh. i thought i’d write you a letter here for once. i mean, it’s Valentine’s day. to be honest, i’m okay with being single this year. i can’t wait to spend this day with you in the future though. it’s going to be sick. i’m gonna’ cook for you and jump on the bed like a tiger and scream…
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